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Cali West is my rescue mission. I am an incarnated Earth Angel who was ascended to Ascended Master through spiritual awakening and healing. As a warrior of light, I have lived all over the world and was born as a rich baby to seed the light during this time in history. Racism, sexism, and ageism are three main adversity obstacles and hurdles that separate me from the rest. I am the real deal and famous. It took me a long time to get here - fair in square - so we don't plan on going anywhere...
Lauren West
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True Life Stories
Dive into my personal writings about my publicized life. I've collected my invalidated and repressed memories over the years of healing during my spiritual awakening journey. Everyone freaked out and began a smear campaign, so I have the juice and the tea. This is all real life and true.
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Travel Writing
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Meander through my past trails and travels of international and domestic adventures, trips, and solo excursions. I've been around the world ranging from first to third world countries and/or scenarios. It's opened my eyes to sensitive global politics and topics. I am grateful for my world experience.
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HELLO. HI. HEY
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Welcome to Lauren West's World of professional coaching and consulting services. I am a graphic designer, website designer, certified holistic health coach, English Creative Writing B.A. with honors, certified yoga teacher, Reiki Master, New Paradigm MDT-13D Teacher, Transcendental Meditation Specialist, Tarot Reader, Angelic Channel, Intuitive Guide, Branding Designer, UX/UI Designer, Podcaster, Internationally Awarded Writer, World Victim, adopted, world-travelled, pioneer in the human trafficking and porn industry, high level government targeted individual, starseed, sound healer, author, dog mother, social media viral influencer, famous celebrity, entrepreneur, CEO, mindset guide, cultural reprogrammer, fashion star, beauty icon, art muse, and CIA level undercover victim and target for the World Stars and the World Order for cultures as we know it.
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I have never been married, but I have been risked. Others have made false marriages, forged documents, lied, stolen my identity, information, sold my life data and culture to Russia and Israel, and have hawked my life for their profit. The adoptive parents stole my trust and inheritance and use race against me, even though I am the only true minority. I have earned money since I was a child model and bdsm pornstar in the secrecy of elite circles. I would call that an FBI victim pre-pornhub era. When they used big cameras and camcorders on their shoulders. I am an elect and elite victor.
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My original dream was to work from home and have a dog and make my own lunch as I was so abused and victimized in my 9-5 corporate job in the city. Chicago. I have moved and traveled since I was a baby, until 2020. My mission was to stop human trafficking, child trafficking and pedophilia, exploitative practices against inner race victims, break the chain of command for drug trafficking, and create an energetic empire of free energy and soveriegn reign for the worthy that are needed to continue the world as the first world knows it. I wanted to save my inner child and improve the world's global systems and order, since the law and cops and agencies have only failed me, abused me, and lied.
Author
Podcaster
Graphic Design
Reiki Master
IIN Holistic Health Coach
B.A. English Literature: Creative Writing
Blogger
Internationally Awarded Mental Health Expert + Writer (Executive Contributor)
WORLD TRAVELER - FAMOUS - ASCENDED MASTER
*Verified Influencer & Public Figure
**DESIGNER & STYLIST: BRANDING + WEB DESIGN • UX/UI • CERTIFIED REIKI MASTER • INTERNATIONALLY AWARDED WRITER • PODCASTER • CERTIFIED HOLISTIC HEALTH COACH • SPIRITUAL BUSINESS GUIDE • CERTIFIED 200-hr YOGA TEACHER • CERTIFIED NEW PARADIGM MDT • CERTIFIED HTML/CSS CODER • CERTIFIED GRAPHIC DESIGNER
* I also went to a real, private university and graduated in a real city in three years with a merit-based scholarship and honors after attending high school in Switzerland.